Is anyone actually happy that the old bitch is back on television? There is a theory that Joan Rivers is an angry African American – Jewish transvestite whose long lost son is RuPaul. Joan does behave like an angry old man! Perhaps Joan’s penis is why she scares away men. Melissa, her only child that we know of for sure, refuses to work with “Mommy Dearest” for mental health reasons. Joan’s constant criticism in every sentence that she spews at Melissa has resulted in her struggles with depression, anxiety, and anorexia.
This is nothing new for Joan, who has proverbially poisoned to two husbands. Her first marriage was to James Sanger, who was the son of a Bond Clothing Stores executive where Joan worked as somewhat of a stylist. The marriage only lasted SIX MONTHS and was granted an annulment. Joan’s story is that James did not inform her that he did not want children.
This explanation is sketchy and high implausible given that she’s from a Westchester County Jewish family (old money) and attended pricey colleges. Rarely are paramount marital details left to chance in solid Jewish families, where success in all of life’s compartments is highly expected. James did come from a successful family after all. A reasonably hypothesis is that James did not want children with Joan. After six months of marriage, I would have drawn the same conclusion!
Joan’s second marriage to Edgar Rosenberg, also an opportunistic union, lasted 22 years. There is an ominous cloud involving the cause of Edgar’s death. Joan once again provides an odd explanation for his apparent suicide of overdosing on depression medicine. Joan states that Edgar was taking the prescriptions as a result of a heart attack in 1984. Edgar was only 65 when he died in 1987. The biggest whole in Joan’s story is why would a supposedly depressed man who has fully recovered from a heart attack yet working steadily for three years following his cardiac infarction commit suicide!
The real reason that Edgar Rosenberg committed suicide was that Joan Rivers was fired from late show with Fox Television. Joan’s extraordinary difficult, demanding, and condescending personality drove Edgar into depression and “apparent suicide” only six months after she was fired. His career did not hit a road bump, her career did. She had burned down so many bridges with almost all of the networks which she still complains about to this very day.
The past also haunts Melissa as she has stated on numerous occasions, “Marriage makes me feel trapped like I have a noose around my neck." What would cause Melissa to have these extreme feelings and psychology baggage unless her parents had a contentious marriage, which is highly probable given the pathetic ways that Joan interacts with her daughter. Melissa appears to have anxiety attacks everyday that she and Joan are in the same household. Joan is also ridiculously obnoxious by attempting to live vicariously through Melissa by pushing her to get married and have a second child. Enjoying a long-term successful marriage with multiple children were accomplishments that Joan never possessed.
Joan is indeed a poisonous arachnid to her only daughter as well as men. In college, Joan studied archeology of all subjects. Perhaps she wanted to learn how to live forever. Joan has been having plastic surgeries since 1965. She will probably out live the roaches. Joan has undergone so many injections in her face that nasty gooey shit will come out of her face like when a roach is crushed.
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